aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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