porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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