Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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