did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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