At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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