Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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