He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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