matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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