: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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