FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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