You work out of a Hotel?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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