Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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