While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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