Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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