WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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