Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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