no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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