I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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