I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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