well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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