youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We were destined to go to rehab together
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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