I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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