There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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