awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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