the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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