Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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