She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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