Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize