I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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