i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
