Walk of Shame. In a state park.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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