hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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