His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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