If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I love having hate sex.
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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