tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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