did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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