just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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