i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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