My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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