Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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