in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Bring me that man meat
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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