his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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