Three words: puerto rican gang bang
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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