That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize