grandma shit on top of the toilet
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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