Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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