so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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