i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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