We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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