you didnt know i had herpes?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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