dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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