Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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