Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
