and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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