dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He better not be in your backpack
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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