After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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