my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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